You all know what anniversary I'm referring to.
Which means, you should all know that the following conversation took place between me and the DV:
Because we're awesome like that.
12 years ago, I lost my virginity. And it's true - my choices in men have been pretty abysmal ever since. But hey, 30 is quickly approaching. My luck is bound to change eventually, right?
P.S. The comment at the top, where the DV was calling me selfish just a few days ago? He was referring to my "Off The Cock" status, and saying that if I didn't use my lady bits soon... they were going to seal up on me.
He's pretty determined that's how it works. Even though I keep telling him I'm pretty sure he's wrong.
What would I ever do without that man?
