Especially next to this guy:
(For the record: There is totally water in my beer bottle.
We're making babies in these parts - no boozing allowed!)
But hey, at least I wasn't the only one who ran with the white trash theme. That would have been just plain embarrassing!
As soon as I walked in the door though, Loo looked at me and said "You don't even look white trash!" To which I had to reply "You told me to just take stuff out of my own closet. What kind of stuff do you think I have in there?"
I mean, sheesh! I'm not a trashy girl.
Typically.
Besides, it's not like she even did the white trash thing at all:
(I told you my boobs were exploding!)
But I still love that girl. Seriously - everyone should have friends as incredible as I do.
I'm pretty sure Loo's new man has better pictures on his camera, but this is really as exciting as it gets.
Me and my non-costume.
Maybe I was just hoping my tots would distract everyone from the fact that I clearly did not wear a costume all.
But next year?
Next year I'll be dressing up babies!
Fingers crossed.
